I don’t do the church thing, I don’t believe in that ‘God’, but since Chris didn’t want to go by herself; I said I would tag along. Might not believe, but I’m not a close-minded asshole.
Told mom where I’d be and Sis overheard - wanted to tag along - Chris said yes, so I asked mom. Since Sis was into the whole ‘God’ thing and was studying the bible, I figured it would be as good a time as any for her to check it all out. Then again, I believe no matter what your religion is, you shouldn’t deprive a child an opportunity to a first hand experience. Both my rents agree on that, so it wasn’t a big debate.
It went pretty well. She had a lot of questions, which I answered as best as I could. Then the boredom kicked in, of course I had made sure pre-hand it wasn’t an extremely long one we were going to sit through, so I told her it would only be a little longer. Finally got down to the body of Christ bit. I had to walk first inline; the two shy ones behind me. I grabbed one just in case Sis was a little to freaked to try it. Boy was I right, one look at the preach and she clammed up, “I’m not eating anybody’s body!” Backed up into me! Clamped my hand and just kept going. Poor preach was looking at me like, is she ok?
Got home cracker intact. Had mom, pap, G, and Chris tell her it was a cracker! Still, “I’m not eating anybody’s body!” So we all had a good laugh and gave up…Haven’t heard anything from her about it since ^_^
Told mom where I’d be and Sis overheard - wanted to tag along - Chris said yes, so I asked mom. Since Sis was into the whole ‘God’ thing and was studying the bible, I figured it would be as good a time as any for her to check it all out. Then again, I believe no matter what your religion is, you shouldn’t deprive a child an opportunity to a first hand experience. Both my rents agree on that, so it wasn’t a big debate.
It went pretty well. She had a lot of questions, which I answered as best as I could. Then the boredom kicked in, of course I had made sure pre-hand it wasn’t an extremely long one we were going to sit through, so I told her it would only be a little longer. Finally got down to the body of Christ bit. I had to walk first inline; the two shy ones behind me. I grabbed one just in case Sis was a little to freaked to try it. Boy was I right, one look at the preach and she clammed up, “I’m not eating anybody’s body!” Backed up into me! Clamped my hand and just kept going. Poor preach was looking at me like, is she ok?
Got home cracker intact. Had mom, pap, G, and Chris tell her it was a cracker! Still, “I’m not eating anybody’s body!” So we all had a good laugh and gave up…Haven’t heard anything from her about it since ^_^
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